Dear thing that turns on my TV,
I miss you, it's been days since we last seen each other. Your friend came back so we can watch cable, but you're missing so we can't turn it to watch the TV. We tried to directly go to your leader, but he doesn't allow us to do so.
I can understand how you can be hurt and feel unappreciated. You were always there when your friend left for days maybe weeks on ends, but now your gone? How are we supposed to feel. You left, and I don't remember the last time I saw you.
Did you get lost? We tried finding you! We search everywhere! If you're lost please go to where you see the light and follow light, and we'll find you then! We really want to watch TV!
We love you and miss you.
avid TV watchers.